Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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