I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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