I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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