This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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