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• (727): View more from Florida

  he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?

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  Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far

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• (817): View more from Texas

  2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.

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