i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
time to smoke my breakfast
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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