Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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