we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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