I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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