I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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