Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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