Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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