Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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