My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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