Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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