I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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