lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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