Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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