Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(626): View more from California

you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys

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(586): View more from Michigan

We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.

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(907): View more from Alaska

good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?

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(706): View more from Georgia

But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.

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(224): View more from Illinois

The UTI came back with a vengeance.

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(714): View more from California

Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson

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(716): View more from New York

I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.

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