Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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