Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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