just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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