He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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