oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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