Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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