Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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