This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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