So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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