I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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