At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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