I wish I only lived at night.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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