Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
the liver wants what the liver wants
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
