Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
pray to the hookup gods
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
