If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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