I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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