Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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