To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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