This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
