So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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