belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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