How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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