if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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