Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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