I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
