is wine microwaveable?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
