did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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