i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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