YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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