My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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