Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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