Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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