1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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