Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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