is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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