She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
