he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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